"Cut"
While attempting to calmly pit an avocado recently, Ms. Car accidentally lanced her finger instead. She was using a conveniently brand new, therefore obviously sharp, knife. Pressing firmly into the center of the pit with the knife, while holding the fruit in the opposing hand, the pit suddenly split in half. The knife plunged through the avocado and Ms. Car barely got out with her tendons and nerves intact. We're very glad she did as she'd have a hard time playing keyboard.
